Quarantine: Day 3

First off – let me say I continue to have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on, both with life and work, so if you’re looking for some worldly answers – this is totally not that right blog for you. Moving on, I do totally wish I had some more exciting updates to

Secret Obsession

Well readers, the time has come to let one of my best kept secrets out from the cage. I have given you a glimmer into my everyday life, my thoughts, my feelings, my emotions, but I have left out one tiny life obsession that gets me through each week with some sense of fulfillment –

Adulting

I am so over adulting. There, I said it. I know you were all thinking it, so let me address the elephant in the room by saying – hunny, skip the glass, drinking from the bottle with your pinky up is still considered classy. If you think about it, nobody really asked for this bullshit.

Size 2

Now, we are all aware of the unspoken group of women who have secretly purchased some bullshit detox tea from China in hopes of the magic over night affect of a tinier waist, and somehow a perkier booty. You guessed it, I am a member of this secret society, and GUESS WHAT! I waisted $50